Picadora Social Club

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Para que sepáis: las filosas cuchillas de la picadora tienen sus adeptos, muchos de ellos deseosos de sumarse a la causa de esta humilde servidora. Es así que en esta entrega queda fundado el “Picadora social club”, donde se hace honor a estas personas atentas y solidarias que afilan sus ojos y su criterio para colaborar con esta noble misión. A éstas y a las que vendrán, muchas gracias. ¡Y a picar se ha dicho!

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01. ESTRAORDINARIA OPORTUNIDAD

Es estraño que para alcanzar la escelencia académica haya que viajar al estranjero, pues allí parecen tener un estravagante manejo de la espresión escrita. El asunto escede mi capacidad de comprensión, pero sin duda debe ser una estraordinaria oportunidad para conocer el esterior. Sobre todo si las escursiones propuestas son a Austrália, Fráncia, Inglatérra, Alemánia, Itália u otros países que pongan tanto acento en la cultura como los anteriormente espresados.

FOTO: Gentileza de José Rubio Malagón

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02. UN QUILÓMETRO DE QUILOS

¡Quiquiriqui! Ya tenemos el verano a nuestras puertas, y qué mejor que perder esos quilos de más. Alguien me reveló el secreto de este programa de adelgazamiento: póngase un quimono fabricado en Quioto, corra los quilómetros necesarios hasta llegar a Quenya, y si no le resulta, cante el Quirieleisón. ¿O Quey?

FOTO: Gentileza de José Rubio Malagón

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03. SI BEBES, NO CONDUZCAS

Luego de celebrar una noche de botellón, el juicioso conductor de este vehículo decidió echar una siestecita al costado de la carretera para evitar accidentes. Claro que, bajo el influjo del etílico, confundió el costado con el centro y su cuerpo con el del camión.

FOTO: Gentileza de Gabriel Company

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04. HAZ LO QUE BEBAS

Más asombrosa aún es la hazaña de este discípulo de Alonso y David Blaine (del primero, por la audacia, y del segundo, por lo desastroso del resultado). Mire detenidamente la foto y proponga una solución al enigma: ¿Cómo se consigue en una maniobra atravesar el coche con la barrera del modo que muestra la imagen? Lo de haber derribado la máquina de tickets no tiene importancia. Participe y gane un día gratis de parking en Botellon City.

FOTO: Gentileza de Ivo Puzak

NOTA A LOS LECTORES: La picadora no utiliza jamás fotomontajes. Todas las imágenes están tomadas de la más cruda realidad. No se aceptarán como colaboración fotos retocadas o editadas con programas de diseño.

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