El dinero no da la felicidad

dineroweb.jpgEmilio se acercó a un puesto de la ONCE y compró unas tarjetas de lotería instantánea: esas que rascas con la uña o una llave y te sale o no premio.

Rascó la primera y no le tocó nada. En la segunda tampoco.

En la tercera, al rascar comenzó a descubrir una frase impresa:

Emilio se quedó desconcertado, “¿el dinero de todo el mundo?”, y se dirigió al vendedor para que le explicase cuál era realmente ese premio.
Pero no le dio tiempo a preguntar. El vendedor del kiosco le tiró a la cara una caja metálica con la recaudación del día. Le dio en todo el ojo, ¡AY ¡

- ¡Toma cabrón, qué suerte tienes!

Una vieja que estaba guardando cola sacó el monedero y le arrojó a la cara 2 euros con 50.
- ¡Será hijoputa! ¡Le ha tocado a él!- y le arreó un par de guantazos.

Una chavala que pasaba por la calle se hurgó los bolsillos y le tiró a la cara 10 con 20.

- ¡Toma mamón! ¡Estarás contento! ¿Ahora cómo me voy de cañas con mi novio?

Y un niño pequeño -eso fue lo peor- se acercó, le asestó una patada en los cataplines y le arrojó el dinero de sus chuches.

Por los balcones , la gente tiraba a Emilio billetes y monedas mientras lo insultaba…

- ¡¡¡Y ahora con qué pago la hipoteca, so hijoputa!!! -se oía gritar.

Emilio desapareció dilapidado bajo una montaña de dinero, y antes de expirar, se le oyó decir:
- El di…ne..ro…, que lo sepáis, no da …la feli…ci…dad, hijoput…


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  1. JoSéLuIs. dice:

    …no dá la felicidad,por eso sueldos y pensiones están adaptados a los 20 duros (y mentes)del año 80 ¡de cómo compran al minorista a cómo venden! por eso estamos como el pobre Emilio,pero enterrados en deudas.Por esta vez ha habido menos gastos,el Sevilla ha salvado destrozos en “Rambla Arriba,Rambla Abajo”,je,jee…¡Joéee,…Joéee,..Joéee,…Joéee!,¡Betis y Sevillaaa!,de lo mejor,copas traeeer!…

  2. Diego dice:

    El dinero sí da la felicidad, casi toda, además. De hecho, que te tocase todo el dinero del mundo sería lo mejor, porque así lo podrías repartir mejor ¿o no? Luego eso depende de cada uno, por eso no se puede dejar al azar que reparta.

  3. naranjita dice:

    El gobierno siempre ha velado por nuestra felicidad. Por eso el salario mínimo interprofesional del currante español es uno de los más bajos de la comunidad europea. Para que luego nos quejemos del gobierno que nos ha tocado.

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