Recuerdos de mi infancia

Recuerdo perfectamente cuando era un bebé.
Todo el mundo estaba pendiente de mí, y yo me divertía haciendo todo tipo de gilipolleces, mientras pensaba:
“¿Cuál será mi primera palabra?
Si digo mamá, papá se cabrea. Y si digo papá, será a la inversa.
Además eso ya está muy visto.
Decir ajo suena a gilipollez, y además el ajo repite.
Todo el día diciendo ajo. ¿Y si digo …?
¡esternocleidomastoideo! ¡Con dos cojones!
¿Y si digo los ornitorrincos no tienen esternocleidomastoideo?”

Yo quería impresionar a mi familia, a mis papis. Quedar bien.
Así que lo compliqué un poco más.

“¿Y si digo: los ornitorrincos van al otorrinolaringólogo para ver si tienen esternocleidomastoideo?

Pero tampoco me convencía esa frase.

Mi madre me pregunta por qué no hablo.
Es que tengo 56 años y todavía no me he decidido.

¿Y SI DIGO:…?

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