¿Qué quieren decir realmente?

Tu colega personal Pepe Griñán, más conocido por los pringados firmantes de instancias como “Excmo. Sr. Presidente de la Junta de Andalucía“, se ha echado a la calle y pide que le votes para llevar a Andalucía por el camino seguro.

Pero, Pepe… ¿cuál es el camino seguro? ¿Te refieres a esto?

¿O quizá es el camino seguro porque lleva a un destino seguro?

En fin, tendrás que preguntárselo a Pepe la próxima vez que te reciba de mil amores en su despacho para hacerte la declaración y que te salga a devolver.

Entre tanto, Javier Arenas, que iba con tantas ganas a debatir que se pasó de largo el debate por puro ímpetu, te promete El cambio andaluz.

Podrías pensar que El cambio andaluz es el que se ha producido en su mata de pelo desde la primera vez que perdió las andaluzas, allá por 1994, pero Javier es un hombre honesto y probablemente El cambio andaluz que te promete sea este otro:

No está muy claro qué promete este Señor Pegado a Rosa Díez, aparte de echar a ETA de las instituciones andaluzas.

Considerando que Rosa Díez ya se presentó en las últimas elecciones municipales pegada a todos y cada uno de los candidatos de su partido, es de imaginar que su eslogan realmente quiere decir esto:

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