Cuento estúpido: La Libertad

Conocí a la Libertad a los cuarenta años…me había ido de mi casa. Bueno, vale… mis padres me echaron…

Qué buena estaba la Libertad. ¡Qué culo y qué tetas tenía…!
Libertad Pérez, se llamaba.
Pero como era tan libre, la tía se enrollaba con todo dios.
Así que no creáis que es buena la libertad,
una Utopía

Conocí a Utopía García un sábado por la mañana..
¡Qué culo y qué tetas tenía….!
Pero, no creáis que la utopía es buena , porque…por más que ella me prometía , para mí,  sus pechos y su trasero fueron inalcanzables. Nunca me dejó meterle mano.

Conocí a la Decepción, Decepción López , un día en el supermercado.
Y Decepción no me decepcionó.
Era  triste, pero  tan consecuente…

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21 Responses

  1. eD dice:

    La piel de gallina!

  2. lola dice:

    ejem, decepción era un chico ¿no?

  3. monaguillo soria dice:

    no, era la cajera del mercadona, Lola

  4. lola dice:

    Si fuese del Dani te creería

  5. monaguillo soria dice:

    Decepcion lópez me presento a su jefa , Virtudes.
    Pero Virtudes estaba llena de defectos.
    Quizas la próxima compra la haga en el Dani.
    De momento estoy con Soledad.
    Soledad Martinez..
    Pero eso esotra historia..

  6. lola dice:

    Siempre es mejor estar con srta.Soledad que con doña Equivocación, lo malo es que sólo sabes que es ella cuando la desnudas.

  7. Liber dice:

    Hola:
    Me presento, soy Libertad Pérez, argentina, 54 años, con buen culo y buenas tetas a pesar de mi edad, y sin cirugia!!!!!!!!!!!!! jajaja.

    Qué tarde conociste la libertad, así sí es posible decepcionarse. Pero considero que la libertad es lo más lindo que le puede pasar a cualquier persona. ……..Y…… la utopía……… es lo que nos permite ver la vida con optimismo y con la esperanza de que mañana sea mejor….

    Cariños, Libertad

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