Antes y después

Antes, mis peores pesadillas eran así:

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Después fueron así:

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Antes, mis mejores fantasías eran así:

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Ahora son así:

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Mi programa de antes:

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Mi programa después:

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Mis ídolos de antes:

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Mi ídolo después:

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Antes se decía: “Los borrachos, los locos y los niños siempre dicen la verdad”

Ahora se dice: “Las borrachas y los borrachos, las locas y los locos, las niñas y los niños siempre dicen la verdad”

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25 Responses

  1. Álex dice:

    Pues mira, el Androide y el Hombre Vegetal parecen dos tíos de fiar, con los que uno se tomaría a gusto un par de cervezas. Y digo más, la foto de Jennifer Connelly revela una deformidad imperdonable: tiene la cara asimétrica.

  2. Emmanuel Espinoza dice:

    A todos nos pasa camarada

  3. Mephiston dice:

    Álex con lo de jenifer discrepo, todo el mundo tiene la cara asimetrica en menor o mayor medida, ese es el fallo imperdonable de los modelos hechos por ordenador que tienen la cara simetrica y sin fallos, los fallos son lo que nos hace humanos. No te metas con Jenifer que es guapa guapa y esta buena buena.

  4. mf dice:

    Mirá lo que te voy a decir: Jennifer está tan buena que me gusta más que Beethoven.

  5. mf dice:

    Me gusta que El Androide se empeñe en mostrar que tiene tres dedos para dar cuenta de que se trata de un ser monstruoso. Por otro lado, su indumentaria es de un diseño y pulcritud envidiables. Así eran los monstruos de antes. Como el rebelde peluquero de los Beatles.

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  7. Sr Bonet dice:

    Pues yo donde veo la asimetría es en la última afoto…está algo descompensada, me parece a mí.

  8. asimetrico dice:

    La última foto no es real. las tetas deberían caer pa lotro lado

  9. as dice:

    Yo estoy con el Favelis: la simetría es imperfecta.
    conocí a un tipo muy, muy
    feo, con rasgos simétricos.Cuando iba a hacerse una foto,
    le preguntaban : ¿ cual es su lado bueno ?
    - cuando me voy

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