Hemos recibido infinidad de correos (uno o ninguno, que como todo el mundo sabe es un número infinito) interesándose por nuestra sección de Irreverendos invitados. ¿Quién será el próximo, se preguntaba alguien a sí mismo? ¡Pues por fin desentrañamos el misterio! Os presentamos a Tute, humorista argentino que, desde 1998, ilumina con sus viñetas las páginas del diario argentino “La Nación”. Sus trabajos se publican en diarios y revistas de media América; parte de él acaba de ser recopilado en un libro publicado por la Editorial Sudamericana. No contento con eso, Tute ha tenido tiempo para escribir libros de poesía (El destino, esa sombra y El libro de la noche), dirigir un par de cortometrajes, actualizar su página web y su blog…y lo que es peor, también ha tenido tiempo de contestar nuestro cuestionario irreverendo…
- ¿Cómo se te ocurre ponerte a hacer humor a los 19 años, en lugar de estudiar para futbolista de provecho?
- Como decía Fontanarrosa, no fui futbolista por dos motivos: la pierna izquierda y la derecha.
- Leemos en tu curriculum que estudiaste en una escuela de humorismo; aquí las escuelas sirven más bien para lo contrario. ¿Puede enseñarse el humor?
- La verdad es que no. En realidad puede estudiarse la forma pero no el contenido. No existe una fórmula para idear chistes.
- ¿Qué se siente al teclear tu nombre en el buscador y ver que lo primero que aparece es un juego de cartas de la baraja española?
- En www.google.com.ar no, che.
- Hablemos de poesía. ¿Cómo se puede rimar una flor con un hongo nuclear?
- De ninguna manera, General, no insista.
- A la noche y al destino, esa sombra… ¿se les pueden buscar también las cosquillas?
- Como poder, se puede. Lo difícil es no sentirse un estúpido en el intento.
- Las desgracias… ¿con gran angular o teleobjetivo?
- Ni de lejos ni deformadas, lente normal.
- ¿Qué harías si un grupo de obispos incontrolados te abordaran por la calle y te nombrasen Sumo Pontífice?
- Rajo, lo juro. (N. del A.- rajar: correr como loco)
- Derriba el mito de que todos los argentinos llevan un psicoanalista dentro.
- Lo siento, se acabó el tiempo. ¿Seguimos la próxima?
- Cuando diriges una película, ¿has llegado a ver a tus actores como los personajes de tus dibujos? Y al contrario, ¿qué les dices a tus dibujos para que te hagan caso?
- Recién cuando estrené el último cortometraje junto con el libro de humor en una sala, noté la conexión que había entre ambas cosas.
En el cine, la edición acaba con todo lo que no sirve. En el dibujo las retomas me las permiten la goma de borrar y el cesto de basura.
- ¿Haces tantas cosas diferentes porque te gustan mucho todas o porque te aburres mucho de todas ellas?
- Porque me gustan mucho todas, porque a veces me aburren algunas y, fundamentalmente, porque no creo en la reencarnación.
cuando ves estos dibujos, es cuando te das cuenta de lo que te falta para ser un grande.
¡TUTE por aquí! y encima nos deja que le tuteemos.
Bienvenido.
Me quedo con la última viñeta, soy un “vaguete” para leer tantas letras. ¡Que árbol atómico más bonito! Lola, TUTE, como tú, otro gran dibujante. Besos para tí y saludos a él.
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