MALDITO DÍA
Me he levantado a las cinco de la madrugada para ir al curro.
He cogido dos metros hasta Sol y luego a Atuche.
Me confundí, tenía que haber cogido Sol y luego Batán.
En mitad del trayecto ojeé el “Veinte minutos”.
¡ mierda, era domingo!
Así que volví de Batán a Sol, y de Sol a Usera..
Encontré a mi mujer revoloteándose con un señor
que creo es de Lavapies.
Y cabreado me fui en autobús a la Latina,
Pero me mangaron la cartera en el trayecto,
Y tuve que pagar el desayuno fregando los platos.
Volví a Usera a pie, pasando por el puente de Toledo,
Pensé en tirarme, pero quería morir ahogado,
No envenenado por la mierda que lleva el canal de Isabel segunda.
Y me crucé con el señor de Lavapies
Que con peluca y bigotes postizos, resultó ser mi jefe.
Lo saludé cagándome en sus muertos muy educadamente
Y retorné mi humilde hogar
donde mi oronda suegra había preparado para comer:
¡¡ lo que más te gusta!!
Empanadillas de cabrito.
Volví al puente de Toledo.
Total iba a envenenarme igual…
AS.
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