Leonardo inventó el Windows Vista

Toc-toc-toc-toc... Eran los pasos de Leonardo acercándose hacia el Papa Sixto.

- ¿Qué me traes, Leonardito? Que me tienes hasta los huevos de idioteces…
¡Anda que la Gioconda esa…con la risita…!

- Es un Transexual, que es una cosa que me he inventado yo, y ya verá usted como en el futuro…

-Leonardo, leonardito, leonardete, ¡¡¡no me toques el birrete!!! Menuda pollada has inventado.

- No lo sabe usted bien, Sr. Papa…lo de pollada digo…

- ¿Y eso es todo? ¡A ver si te aplicas como Miguel Ángel, que me pinta el techo con colorines y todo,  en un pis pas, en unos seis años, y luego me encala el WC en tres! ¿Y ese garabato que traes, qué coño es?

- Papa, es el Windows, que me lo he inventao esta mañana
mientras de paso inventaba el café con leche para desayunar algo.

- Ni café ni leches, ¿para qué sirve eso…? ¡Si es un cuadrao pintao en un papel…!
¿Pero tú te crees que soy gilipollas? Mira que soy omninosequé y me lo sé tó,
tontorruno. A mí no me engañas…

- El Windows es un sistema de ventanas con un código fuente que revolucionará al mun…

- ¡¡¡Si eso se llama persiana, Leonardo!!! Cojones ya… con el gili éste…¡Pero qué
poca vista tienes! Anda, anda…y tira no te vaya dar una…

Y Leonardo pensó: “Vista, no suena mal… Windows vista…no suena nada mal…Hmmm…”

AS

You may also like...

24.448 Responses

  1. Martymaer dice:

    cheapest essay writing service
    help with an essay
    buy a essay

  2. Martymaer dice:

    help writing an essay
    usa essay writing services
    help to write essay

  3. priolve dice:

    do i need a prescription for stromectol Cook once, and you ll have 3 different meals that serve 4

  4. Martymaer dice:

    best mba essay writing service
    college admission essay writing service
    persuasive essay helper

  5. Martymaer dice:

    best essay writing services
    help on writing an essay
    essay writing service discount code

  6. Martymaer dice:

    the help essay
    best custom essay writers
    best website to get essays

  7. Martymaer dice:

    pay for someone to write my essay
    college application essay help online
    best college essay writing service

  8. Martymaer dice:

    top essay writing service
    best custom essay
    buy essays online for college

  9. Martymaer dice:

    best essay
    buy essay online cheap
    top essay writing websites

  10. MKITAGEKSfh dice:

    pregabalin.site cost of generic pregabalin without prescription where to buy generic pregabalin pill

  11. Martymaer dice:

    write my essay south park
    pay someone to write my essay
    custom essay writing online

  12. Martymaer dice:

    college application essay help
    best college essay writing service
    custom essay writing services

  13. Martymaer dice:

    professional grad school essay writers
    professional essay writer
    essay paper writing services

  14. Martymaer dice:

    cheap custom essays
    research essay help
    pay for someone to write my essay

  15. Martymaer dice:

    live essay help
    cheap essay service
    best essay writing

  16. Merolamaer dice:

    best rated essay writing service
    essay help 123
    writing an essay help

  17. Merolamaer dice:

    what is the best online essay writing service
    customized essay writing
    the best essay writers

  18. Merolamaer dice:

    custom law essay
    custom essays services
    top 10 essay writing services

  19. Merolamaer dice:

    custom essay station
    help me to write an essay
    top custom essay services

  20. Merolamaer dice:

    what can i write my essay on
    need help with essay
    help my essay

  21. Merolamaer dice:

    need help writing a essay
    looking for someone to write my essay
    cheap essay services

  22. Merolamaer dice:

    help me write my college essay
    essay writer generator
    buy college essays

  23. Merolamaer dice:

    cheap essay writers
    business school essay writing service
    custom essay writing service toronto

  24. Merolamaer dice:

    cambridge essay service
    academic essay writers
    best online essay editing service

  25. Smidgix dice:

    lasix overdose These data support the hypothesis that exposure of the VMN to E2 is necessary for the priming of estrous behavior in the female rat

  26. Merolamaer dice:

    college essay help nyc
    custom essay writing canada
    write my essay website

  27. Merolamaer dice:

    custom essays
    buy custom essays online
    college scholarship essay help

  28. Merolamaer dice:

    best rated essay writing service
    top rated essay writing websites
    what is the best college essay editing service

  29. Merolamaer dice:

    what is the best custom essay site
    custom essay writing service toronto
    college essay help service

  30. Merolamaer dice:

    essays about community service
    professional essay help
    buy cheap essay

  31. MKITAGEKSbg dice:

    can i purchase pregabalin for sale pregabalin sale buy generic pregabalin without rx

  32. Merolamaer dice:

    best custom essay writing service
    custom essay writing toronto
    essays service

  33. GoodCand dice:

    pain meds without written prescription non prescription erection pills prescription meds without the prescriptions

  34. Merolamaer dice:

    pay to write my essay
    college essay help service
    college application essay writing help

  35. Merolamaer dice:

    admission essay editing services
    essay on service to humanity
    i need help writing an essay

  36. Merolamaer dice:

    writing essays custom
    essay writing services
    i need help to write an essay

  37. Merolamaer dice:

    hire someone to write my essay
    cheap essays
    the help essay on racism

  38. Merolamaer dice:

    custom essay toronto
    help 123 essay
    help on college essay

  39. Merolamaer dice:

    help with scholarship essays
    custom written essay
    custom admission essay

  40. Merolamaer dice:

    essay help toronto
    essay service review
    writing essay services

  41. Ashlenmaer dice:

    cheap custom essay
    mba essay editing services
    essay writing service recommendation

  42. Ashlenmaer dice:

    cheap essays for sale
    help write essay
    good essay writing website

  43. Ashlenmaer dice:

    custom essay UK
    buy an essay paper
    need help writing a essay

  44. Ashlenmaer dice:

    homework essay help
    pay for someone to write my essay
    mba essay writing services

  45. Ashlenmaer dice:

    college essay help long island
    help with writing an essay
    custom essay writers

  46. Ashlenmaer dice:

    essay writer cheap
    online essay writing service review
    i need help writing an essay

Deja un comentario

Tu dirección de correo electrónico no será publicada. Los campos necesarios están marcados *

Puedes usar las siguientes etiquetas y atributos HTML: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>