Leonardo inventó el Windows Vista

Toc-toc-toc-toc... Eran los pasos de Leonardo acercándose hacia el Papa Sixto.

- ¿Qué me traes, Leonardito? Que me tienes hasta los huevos de idioteces…
¡Anda que la Gioconda esa…con la risita…!

- Es un Transexual, que es una cosa que me he inventado yo, y ya verá usted como en el futuro…

-Leonardo, leonardito, leonardete, ¡¡¡no me toques el birrete!!! Menuda pollada has inventado.

- No lo sabe usted bien, Sr. Papa…lo de pollada digo…

- ¿Y eso es todo? ¡A ver si te aplicas como Miguel Ángel, que me pinta el techo con colorines y todo,  en un pis pas, en unos seis años, y luego me encala el WC en tres! ¿Y ese garabato que traes, qué coño es?

- Papa, es el Windows, que me lo he inventao esta mañana
mientras de paso inventaba el café con leche para desayunar algo.

- Ni café ni leches, ¿para qué sirve eso…? ¡Si es un cuadrao pintao en un papel…!
¿Pero tú te crees que soy gilipollas? Mira que soy omninosequé y me lo sé tó,
tontorruno. A mí no me engañas…

- El Windows es un sistema de ventanas con un código fuente que revolucionará al mun…

- ¡¡¡Si eso se llama persiana, Leonardo!!! Cojones ya… con el gili éste…¡Pero qué
poca vista tienes! Anda, anda…y tira no te vaya dar una…

Y Leonardo pensó: “Vista, no suena mal… Windows vista…no suena nada mal…Hmmm…”

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