hola, soy un virus informático y me cuelo aquí por to el morro

hola, soy un pequeño virus en paro.

Salí de la escuela ccc para virus, y mi proyecto
fin de carrera era entrar en los ordenadores  y borrar
 las c de las carpetas de  forma que apareciesen arpetas.
Me fui feliz a los principales portales de internet a pedir curro,
pero decían que mi idea era una mierda como virus.
Me dijeron que había troyanos y gusanos  , y que esos
 si que daban por el culo al ordenador.
Me di cuenta que para ser un buen virus ,
tu nombre tiene que terminar en ano., así que me
puse Mariano.
¡Temblad marujis que agarreís un ordenador !
Activareis a Mari-ano…

Crispin

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