Recuerdo perfectamente cuando era un bebé.
Todo el mundo estaba pendiente de mí, y yo me divertía haciendo todo tipo de gilipolleces, mientras pensaba:
“¿Cuál será mi primera palabra?
Si digo mamá, papá se cabrea. Y si digo papá, será a la inversa.
Además eso ya está muy visto.
Decir ajo suena a gilipollez, y además el ajo repite.
Todo el día diciendo ajo. ¿Y si digo …?
¡esternocleidomastoideo! ¡Con dos cojones!
¿Y si digo los ornitorrincos no tienen esternocleidomastoideo?”
Yo quería impresionar a mi familia, a mis papis. Quedar bien.
Así que lo compliqué un poco más.
“¿Y si digo: los ornitorrincos van al otorrinolaringólogo para ver si tienen esternocleidomastoideo?
Pero tampoco me convencía esa frase.
Mi madre me pregunta por qué no hablo.
Es que tengo 56 años y todavía no me he decidido.
¿Y SI DIGO:…?
PUES A ESTAS ALTURAS NO SE TE VAYA A OCURRIR DECIR “AJO”
A ESTAS ALTURAS CREO QUE DIRE:
“AJO DERSE QUE ES LO QUE HAY “,
AUNQUE NO ME CONVENCE LA FRASE…
Y si digo . me ire a la playa a ver otorrinos de esternocleidomastoideo como recien necidos ybebes recien nacidos del otorrinos que no tienen esternocleidomastoideo
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