Manual de Magia Irreverenda: ¡Cómo leer el pensamiento!

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El truquito de hoy:
MESMERIZANTE LECTURA DEL PENSAMIENTO (SUPONIENDO QUE SE PUEDA LLAMAR PENSAMIENTO AL IRREFLEXIVO RUMIAR DE CONSIGNAS PREFABRICADAS QUE CARACTERIZA LA ACTIVIDAD MENTAL DEL CIUDADANO-VOTANTE) DE UNO O VARIOS ESPECTADORES DE RIQUÍSIMA Y COMPLEJA VIDA INTERIOR

Efecto: El mago muestra un papelito en blanco y escribe, con aire como muy misterioso y sin que nadie lo vea, alguna palabreja enigmática. Dobla después el papelito haciendo gala de destreza manual y pulcritud papirofléxica (Figs. 1, 2 y 3) y lo deja a la vista de todos. Formula entonces una pregunta personal a un espectador, que responde libre y sinceramente. Cuando se desdobla el papelito puede comprobarse que el mago había predicho la respuesta del espectador, el muy bastardo.

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Realización: Este es uno de los efectos clave del mentalismo, una especialidad mágica que da muchas satisfacciones al ejecutante, sobre todo si decide dejar la honradez del ilusionismo y dedicarse a estafar viejecitas desde un número de teléfono de pago.
En realidad, todo se basa en un sutil control de los mecanismos mentales del espectador en el momento de formular la pregunta. Supongamos que, al comenzar el juego, escribes en el papelito la palabra NO. Para que el espectador responda de acuerdo con tu predicción, puedes hacer preguntas como las siguientes, siempre de forma respetuosa, con educación y modales exquisitos:
- ¿Te gustaría que te pegase una patada en los huevos?
- ¿Te importaría firmarme un cheque por toda la pasta que tienes en el banco?
- ¿Te apetece que te salte un ojo con una espátula oxidada?
En prácticamente todos los casos el espectador responderá NO, y entonces tú pedirás a alguien del público que desdoble y lea en voz alta tu predicción para que todos se maravillen de tus mágicas habilidades precognitivas. Procura, por favor, ser modesto y no restregarle demasiado tu éxito al espectador (Fig. 4).

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En el 0’00001% de casos en que el espectador responda SÍ, tómale la palabra y limítate a cumplir con sus deseos, lo cual probablemente te compensará por el chasco de que te hayan chafado el truco. De hecho es probable que el público aplauda la decisión… ¿quién preferiría ver un vulgar truquito de magia antes que una extracción de globo ocular con espátula, tan instructiva y edificante?

NOTA 1: Lo que hemos expuesto más arriba es el principio general de la manipulación del pensamiento. A partir de dicho principio, el alumno aplicado sabrá construir infinitas preguntas que propician la respuesta predicha del espectador: “¿Sueles mirar páginas web de porno zoofílico en la oficina?”, “¿Es cierto que se la pegas a tu mujer con el panadero?”, etc, etc, etc…

NOTA 2: Cada mes en Irreverendos podrás aprender un exclusivo secreto mágico como éste. Pero sin con eso no te basta… asómate por www.dirac.es/sei o por www.librosdemagia.com, e igual te enseñan alguna nadería para ir abriendo boca hasta nuestra próxima entrega…

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