Estatuto y Estatuta de Aunotomía para Andasulía

LogoVioletas copiar.jpg 

Se conocieron en el centro comercial de la urbanización Mar de los Primores. Ella acababa de comprar tres latas de medusas en escabeche en la sección de conservas. Las frescas, en la pescadería, estaban demasiado caras. Oyó entonces a su espalda un susurro seductor:

- Andalucía, a lo largo de su historia, ha forjado una robusta y sólida identidad que le confiere un carácter singular como pueblo, asentado desde épocas milenarias en un ámbito general diferenciado.

Estatuto y Estatuta.jpg- Y tan diferenciado – dijo ella, volviéndose con una sonrisa -. ¿Qué sería de la identidad andaluza sin todas estas urbanizaciones de aberrante estética hormigonera, montadas a base de pelotazo urbanístico en las vegas y en los sobacos de los montes?

Tenía ante ella a todo un donjuán sexagenario, un caballero a la antigua usanza que se levantó el peluquín plateado como muestra de galantería.

- Nuestro valioso patrimonio social y cultural es parte esencial de España, en la que los andaluces y andaluzas nos reconocemos, compartiendo un mismo proyecto basado en los valores de justicia, libertad y seguridad – sentenció con ese enfático acento andaluz de cartón piedra que les sale a los locutores de Canal Sur cuando dicen “la nuehtra”.

El flechazo fue fulminante: se cogieron de la mano y salieron paseando juntos a la calle. En la acera de enfrente dos lozanos muchachos apaleaban a un magrebí. Ella, conmovida, no pudo reprimir un comentario:

- La interculturalidad de las prácticas, hábitos y modos de vida se ha expresado a lo largo del tiempo sobre una unidad de fondo que acrisola una pluralidad histórica.

Uno de los zagales levantó la cabeza y asintió con vehemencia.

- Es más, se manifiesta en un patrimonio cultural tangible e intangible, dinámico y cambiante, popular y culto, único entre las culturas del mundo – dijo, y acto seguido le arreó otra patada en la cabeza al magrebí.

Reemprendieron el paseo, reconfortados.

- Según el artículo 169 del capítulo II del título VI, los poderes públicos fomentarán el acceso al empleo de los jóvenes y orientarán sus políticas a la creación de empleo estable y de calidad para todos los andaluces y andaluzas – dijo él, soñador.

- Claro que sí – ella apoyó su cabeza en el pecho varonil, contemplando la puesta de sol -. Y si muy de vez en cuando las cosas se ponen chungas, es sanísimo que la juventud tenga inmigrantes que apalear. Así pasan el mal trago de perder el curro en el ChiquiBurger, y todo por no dejar que el encargado los sodomice en el armario de la fregona. Y es que parece que a algunos tener un doctorado en matemáticas y tres masters en Oxford les aprieta el culo más de la cuenta.

Él confesó entonces que era constructor y quería levantar una urbanización de quince plantas en el coto de Doñana.

- Oh – se alarmó ella -. Pero según el artículo 197 del título VII, los poderes públicos orientarán sus políticas especialmente a la protección del litoral y la red de espacios naturales protegidos.

Él la besó, enamorado hasta el tuétano de su ingenuidad.

- No te preocupes, tontita – dijo -, soy cuñado de… – y susurró a su oído la más hermosa de las palabras mágicas.

Ella se derritió en sus brazos. En el horizonte, las medusas mutantes hacían palmas con los flagelos celebrando el nacimiento de un amor eterno.

You may also like...

60 Responses

  1. crunch dice:

    ¡buenísimo, si señor!
    ¡Andaluces, despertad y levantáos, que estáis acarajotaos!
    esto a lo mejor os hace gracia, es muy, muy cutre, pero bueno…
    http://www.dalealplay.com/informaciondecontenido.php?con=21675
    un saludo

  2. Andaluz dice:

    Y yo ahora me cago en tus muertos y me quedo tan agusto :)

  3. Airos dice:

    Cielo santo, ha sido maravilloso.

  4. AIROS OLLIUGANOM dice:

    Alguien está jugando con mi apellido.
    Yo también se escribir sever led.
    noc idnerpa ol
    icniv ad odranoeL.
    SA

  5. m.f. dice:

    Siempre dicen que a las novelas románticas les sobra azúcar y les falta cabeza. Y aquí no veo la excepción porque ¿acaso hay algo más acaramelado que: “Según el artículo 169 del capítulo II del título VI…”?
    Yo me las conozco todas, y esta es otra de esas novelas que pretenden tirar de lo más íntimo del corazón de nosotros, los sensibles, mediante la habilidad de algún autor audaz e inescrupuloso. No, no derramaré ni una lágrima de emoción. Pero igual avisen cuando salga el otro tomo de Violetas Infernales, porque como ya les dije, yo me las conozco todas y no me quiero perder lo que sigue.

  6. andaluz dice:

    Votaré sí al estatuto andaluz, para sentirme más catalán.

  7. Álex dice:

    El Andaluz que se caga en los muertos de no se sabe quién es nuevo, ¿no?

  8. Craso dice:

    Como diría el poeta: ah, el esfínter y sus placeres.

  9. MESKALID dice:

    ay ay ay!!!… mmm… jajaja… está bueno y se podría decir qué… romántica pero dramático… si?

  10. Álex dice:

    ¿Dramático? Pudiera ser que tal vez…

    Creo que Chaves y el PP han explicado muy bien los motivos del record histórico de abstención en el referéndum: dice el Presi que la gente no ha ido a votar porque se ha confiado en la victoria del “Sí”, y que los resultados han supuesto un exitazo en toda relga del Estatuto.

    Y el PP, por su parte, se dedica a echar las culpas a los promotores del Estatuto, del que dicen que a todas luces era una reforma innecesaria… pero si uno se pasea por la calle todavía puede ver al señorito Arenas Bocanegra, con una sonrisa XXL, pidiéndonos el “Sí” para una Andalucía de primera. Ergo, si la participación hubiese sido alta, habría sido obviamente gracias a ellos.

    Se explica muy bien, pues, la abstención de tanta gente en el hecho de que los políticos quieran vender unas explicaciones que suenan a cachondeo. Es la constatación última (o más bien penúltima, antepenúltima, etc, porque obviamente van a seguir por el mismo camino) de que viven de espaldas al pueblo al que en teoría representan. Por no decir que nos toman por lelos.

  11. Álex dice:

    ¡Albricias! ¡Por fin un político honesto! Entre el último comentario y éste, Manuel Chaves ha comparecido ante la prensa afirmando que asume la responsabilidad por el alto índice de abstención. ¿Y cómo se traduce en la práctica tal responsabilidad? Pues hombre, no es que vaya a dimitir ni nada por el estilo, sólo que… eso, que asume la responsabilidad. Qué guay.

  12. Magrebí dice:

    Soy inmigrante (apaleado no) pero soy un inmigrante venido del otro mundo… aquél de la conquista y que se yo… Vengo del hambre y la miseria, del mundo de la corrupción, la hipocresía etc etc etc… En fin, aquí estoy en la supuesta gloria del primer mundo… Este que me contaron de las democracias, las libertades, las purezas, las buena calidad de vida… y los Estatutos…
    Amigos españoles… queridos hermanos y más queridos andaluces… He aprendido en este país a usar la fregona, juntar papas y fresas… y apilar ladrillos o usar la brocha gorda… Por necesidad y nada deshonesto… pero quedé admirado que el 90 por ciento de los andaluces, también se dedican a usar la fregona y juntar papas y fresas, apilar ladrillos y usar la brocha gorda… también por necesidad y nada deshonesto…
    Creía que el trabajo precarizado era para inmigrantes (desahusiados y desesperados)… Me equivoqué, los andaluces también tienen esta prerrogativa…
    En fin… nadie puede negar que los bancos, las inmobiliarias y las constructoras rebosan de dinero blanco y del otro… Pero la mayoría de los andaluces no tiene ni banco ni inmobiliarias ni constructoras… sólo cuentan con hipotecas…
    En fin… ANDALUCEEEEEEES !!!… SIGAN APALEANDO MAGREBIES y todo lo que se mueva por ahí… es una buena catarsis… Hasta yo mismo, me pongo dentro de los zapatos una piedrita, antes de ponérmelos para sufrir algo, ante tanta gozo de felicidad y buen vivir como inmigrante en el primer mundo…
    En cuanto al Estatuto… permítaseme ser grosero… pero con gran sinceridad y de corazón…. JAJAJAJAJA… es la mejor novela tragicómica que he leído en estos últimos tiempos… (Alguién ha estudiado constitucional I y II…?)…
    Sepan disculpar mis apreciaciones… Juro que este texto será remitido de inmediato a Inmigraciones – oficina de opiniones de los desheredados sin opinión… (O.O.D.O)…

  13. nike dunks dice:

    I together with my guys ended up reading through the best ideas on the blog and then quickly got a horrible feeling I had not thanked the web site owner for those tips. Those men became for that reason stimulated to study them and have in effect sincerely been tapping into those things. We appreciate you turning out to be considerably thoughtful and then for choosing this sort of really good issues millions of individuals are really needing to be informed on. My personal sincere regret for not expressing gratitude to earlier.

  14. kyrie 4 dice:

    I am only writing to make you know what a fabulous discovery my girl had studying your site. She even learned lots of pieces, which included how it is like to have an excellent teaching style to have a number of people really easily know just exactly several impossible things. You really surpassed our expected results. I appreciate you for producing the important, dependable, revealing and in addition unique tips about your topic to Ethel.

  15. I not to mention my guys have already been going through the excellent things from the website while then got an awful feeling I never thanked the web site owner for them. My men are actually consequently passionate to read through all of them and have unquestionably been using these things. Thanks for actually being very kind and for picking some perfect topics most people are really desirous to learn about. My sincere regret for not expressing gratitude to you earlier.

  16. birkin bag dice:

    I precisely had to thank you very much all over again. I am not sure the things I would’ve followed without the type of tips and hints documented by you concerning such a situation. Previously it was the daunting problem for me, but encountering the very specialised tactic you processed it took me to cry for happiness. I will be happy for your help and believe you recognize what an amazing job you were undertaking training many people thru a web site. More than likely you have never got to know any of us.

  17. I must express my thanks to you just for bailing me out of this particular situation. Right after surfing around through the online world and seeing concepts that were not beneficial, I was thinking my entire life was gone. Existing devoid of the approaches to the difficulties you’ve resolved by way of this blog post is a serious case, and those which may have in a negative way affected my entire career if I had not encountered the website. Your own personal capability and kindness in maneuvering all the pieces was very helpful. I don’t know what I would’ve done if I had not come upon such a point like this. I can also at this point look ahead to my future. Thanks for your time very much for this reliable and result oriented guide. I won’t hesitate to propose your blog to anybody who needs and wants direction about this subject matter.

  18. I wish to express appreciation to the writer for bailing me out of this type of challenge. Because of looking through the search engines and getting solutions which are not powerful, I was thinking my entire life was over. Living without the solutions to the difficulties you’ve solved all through your entire short post is a serious case, as well as the ones which could have badly damaged my entire career if I hadn’t discovered the blog. Your main talents and kindness in taking care of the whole thing was vital. I’m not sure what I would have done if I hadn’t discovered such a subject like this. I can also at this point relish my future. Thanks for your time very much for your high quality and amazing guide. I won’t hesitate to recommend the blog to anyone who wants and needs guide on this problem.

  19. yeezy 350 dice:

    I precisely wanted to say thanks yet again. I’m not certain the things that I would’ve achieved in the absence of the type of tactics revealed by you concerning such theme. Completely was a terrifying issue in my opinion, nevertheless being able to view a well-written tactic you managed that forced me to leap for contentment. I’m just happier for your help and hope that you realize what an amazing job you’re providing training men and women using your site. Most likely you’ve never got to know all of us.

  20. I precisely needed to thank you very much all over again. I’m not certain the things I could possibly have taken care of without the actual strategies contributed by you about that topic. It absolutely was the frightful scenario in my view, nevertheless being able to view your specialised manner you dealt with that forced me to cry for delight. I am just grateful for your advice and as well , expect you really know what an amazing job you are putting in educating other individuals by way of a blog. More than likely you’ve never got to know any of us.

  21. Thank you so much for giving everyone such a marvellous chance to read from here. It is always very excellent and also jam-packed with a great time for me and my office peers to search your blog at the very least thrice in one week to study the new tips you have got. And indeed, we’re always impressed for the fantastic thoughts served by you. Some 1 points on this page are in fact the most beneficial we have had.

  22. yeezy 350 dice:

    A lot of thanks for all your effort on this web site. Betty enjoys making time for research and it’s obvious why. We all notice all relating to the compelling mode you make very helpful steps through this web site and even inspire response from other individuals about this situation and my child is without a doubt becoming educated a great deal. Have fun with the rest of the year. You’re performing a wonderful job.

  23. golden goose dice:

    I happen to be commenting to make you understand of the exceptional experience my cousin’s girl had visiting the blog. She figured out a wide variety of details, most notably what it is like to have an amazing teaching spirit to get other individuals with ease completely grasp specific tricky topics. You really exceeded visitors’ desires. Thanks for imparting the valuable, healthy, informative and also easy tips on your topic to Kate.

  24. bape dice:

    I actually wanted to type a simple comment to thank you for all of the marvelous tactics you are giving here. My time-consuming internet lookup has finally been recognized with awesome facts to write about with my company. I ‘d express that many of us readers are rather lucky to dwell in a remarkable network with many marvellous individuals with helpful pointers. I feel very much grateful to have discovered your entire website page and look forward to many more entertaining minutes reading here. Thanks again for a lot of things.

  25. I just wanted to type a small word in order to appreciate you for those stunning tips and hints you are placing at this website. My particularly long internet lookup has finally been paid with pleasant suggestions to share with my great friends. I ‘d repeat that many of us site visitors are undeniably endowed to live in a very good site with very many perfect individuals with great pointers. I feel very much grateful to have encountered your website and look forward to so many more awesome times reading here. Thanks again for all the details.

  26. Thanks so much for providing individuals with remarkably superb possiblity to check tips from here. It is usually very terrific and jam-packed with a great time for me and my office fellow workers to search your site at minimum thrice weekly to see the new secrets you have got. And definitely, we are always astounded with the spectacular tips served by you. Certain 2 facts in this post are undeniably the very best I’ve ever had.

  27. I would like to point out my appreciation for your kindness supporting people who really need guidance on this topic. Your personal commitment to getting the solution all-around appeared to be certainly important and have continually enabled guys and women just like me to get to their desired goals. The invaluable help and advice implies so much a person like me and even further to my colleagues. Thanks a lot; from all of us.

  28. kyrie 6 dice:

    I simply wished to say thanks all over again. I do not know the things I could possibly have created without the type of solutions shared by you relating to such industry. It absolutely was a distressing concern in my view, but coming across a new skilled strategy you resolved it made me to leap with happiness. Now i am happier for your information and in addition believe you comprehend what an amazing job that you’re carrying out training men and women through your web page. Most probably you’ve never encountered any of us.

  29. I precisely needed to appreciate you all over again. I do not know the things that I could possibly have worked on without the actual techniques shared by you over such a subject matter. Entirely was a very troublesome crisis in my position, nevertheless considering the skilled fashion you handled it took me to leap for delight. I am just happy for this help and in addition wish you recognize what a powerful job you have been carrying out educating people today via a site. I am certain you’ve never got to know any of us.

  30. I am commenting to let you understand what a helpful encounter my wife’s daughter enjoyed going through your blog. She came to understand many details, with the inclusion of what it is like to have a very effective helping spirit to have men and women with no trouble know certain multifaceted topics. You truly surpassed readers’ expected results. Many thanks for delivering such great, safe, revealing and even fun tips about this topic to Gloria.

  31. jordan shoes dice:

    I as well as my buddies have been reading the excellent tips and tricks found on your website and all of a sudden came up with an awful feeling I never expressed respect to you for those secrets. My guys are already consequently joyful to read through all of them and already have really been loving them. Thank you for being really helpful as well as for having some good ideas millions of individuals are really desperate to learn about. Our honest apologies for not expressing appreciation to sooner.

  32. nike kyrie 5 dice:

    I in addition to my guys have been reading through the best solutions from your site while the sudden got a horrible suspicion I had not expressed respect to the web site owner for them. Those boys are actually certainly stimulated to read all of them and now have in actuality been tapping into these things. Many thanks for really being really kind and also for going for these kinds of extraordinary themes millions of individuals are really eager to understand about. My very own sincere regret for not expressing appreciation to you sooner.

  33. air jordan dice:

    A lot of thanks for your entire efforts on this blog. Kate take interest in doing investigations and it is easy to understand why. We hear all of the dynamic manner you create very useful strategies via the web site and therefore recommend participation from other people on the subject so our child is actually being taught a great deal. Take pleasure in the remaining portion of the year. You have been performing a good job.

  34. curry 7 dice:

    My husband and i have been very fulfilled that Emmanuel managed to deal with his analysis through the entire ideas he grabbed out of your blog. It is now and again perplexing to simply happen to be making a gift of steps which often many people could have been trying to sell. Therefore we already know we have the blog owner to thank because of that. All of the explanations you made, the simple web site navigation, the relationships you will assist to create – it’s got mostly fabulous, and it’s really helping our son and our family recognize that that concept is amusing, and that is extraordinarily mandatory. Thanks for the whole thing!

  35. I am commenting to make you understand what a beneficial experience my wife’s princess found viewing your web page. She learned plenty of issues, including what it’s like to have a very effective teaching mindset to make most people with ease know just exactly several specialized issues. You actually surpassed our expectations. Thank you for distributing those interesting, trusted, explanatory and even easy tips about the topic to Emily.

  36. My husband and i got very happy when Jordan managed to conclude his studies by way of the ideas he got from your very own blog. It’s not at all simplistic to just continually be freely giving guidance which often other folks have been trying to sell. We consider we need the writer to thank for that. The explanations you’ve made, the straightforward web site menu, the friendships you can aid to engender – it’s got mostly excellent, and it’s facilitating our son in addition to us imagine that the concept is satisfying, which is unbelievably vital. Thank you for everything!

  37. jordan retro dice:

    Thanks for your whole work on this blog. Kim enjoys managing investigations and it’s really obvious why. A lot of people know all about the lively mode you give great things by means of this web blog and as well increase response from the others about this topic then our favorite daughter is being taught a whole lot. Take advantage of the remaining portion of the new year. You are always carrying out a fantastic job.

  38. I’m just writing to let you understand what a magnificent discovery my child had checking your web page. She discovered some details, which included what it’s like to possess a great giving nature to let others without hassle master chosen specialized subject matter. You truly surpassed my expected results. Thank you for churning out such helpful, trustworthy, informative and also cool guidance on your topic to Janet.

  39. off-white dice:

    Thank you for your own work on this site. Betty really loves going through investigation and it’s easy to understand why. My spouse and i notice all regarding the lively manner you convey worthwhile solutions on your website and recommend participation from people on this idea and our princess is now discovering a lot of things. Enjoy the rest of the year. You’re doing a stunning job.

  40. I wish to show some appreciation to the writer just for bailing me out of this particular predicament. After exploring through the online world and meeting notions which are not beneficial, I thought my life was done. Being alive without the presence of strategies to the issues you’ve sorted out by means of your main posting is a crucial case, and ones that could have in a negative way affected my entire career if I had not encountered your web blog. Your good training and kindness in touching almost everything was vital. I’m not sure what I would have done if I had not discovered such a solution like this. I can at this point look ahead to my future. Thanks a lot so much for this reliable and result oriented guide. I will not hesitate to suggest your web page to anyone who should have direction about this problem.

  41. I definitely wanted to jot down a brief comment so as to say thanks to you for these wonderful secrets you are placing on this website. My particularly long internet lookup has finally been compensated with beneficial ideas to exchange with my classmates and friends. I would declare that most of us visitors actually are undeniably endowed to dwell in a wonderful place with very many perfect professionals with insightful opinions. I feel very much happy to have used the web site and look forward to plenty of more fabulous times reading here. Thanks again for a lot of things.

  42. A lot of thanks for your entire labor on this web site. My mum take interest in going through investigations and it’s easy to understand why. My partner and i learn all concerning the compelling method you create reliable items by means of your website and as well welcome response from some others on that area of interest plus our own princess is certainly being taught a whole lot. Take advantage of the remaining portion of the year. You are conducting a first class job.

  43. kobe dice:

    I really wanted to develop a small note in order to thank you for all of the nice suggestions you are placing on this site. My extensive internet search has at the end been paid with extremely good content to talk about with my friends and classmates. I ‘d assert that many of us site visitors actually are rather lucky to be in a fantastic community with very many marvellous people with valuable opinions. I feel pretty fortunate to have encountered the website page and look forward to plenty of more fabulous times reading here. Thanks a lot again for a lot of things.

  44. jordans dice:

    Thanks a lot for providing individuals with a very remarkable opportunity to read critical reviews from this web site. It really is so terrific plus stuffed with a good time for me and my office friends to search the blog nearly 3 times in a week to learn the latest guidance you will have. And definitely, I’m certainly motivated with the beautiful tips and hints you give. Certain two facts in this posting are really the finest we’ve ever had.

  45. I intended to draft you a little note just to say thanks a lot over again with your great principles you’ve discussed above. This is quite remarkably generous with you to offer unreservedly just what many of us would’ve supplied as an e book to end up making some bucks on their own, principally given that you might well have tried it if you ever wanted. The concepts as well acted to be a easy way to recognize that most people have similar fervor similar to mine to know much more regarding this problem. I am sure there are several more pleasurable periods ahead for individuals that go through your site.

  46. adidas yeezy dice:

    I simply wanted to write a quick note so as to express gratitude to you for those wonderful tactics you are writing at this website. My particularly long internet investigation has at the end been recognized with professional tips to write about with my family and friends. I ‘d admit that most of us readers are unequivocally blessed to exist in a perfect community with many special people with helpful plans. I feel really happy to have encountered your weblog and look forward to tons of more pleasurable moments reading here. Thank you again for a lot of things.

  47. I not to mention my guys were looking through the good key points located on your site then quickly developed a horrible feeling I never expressed respect to the web blog owner for those techniques. Those men ended up as a result happy to read them and have in effect pretty much been taking advantage of these things. We appreciate you actually being really accommodating as well as for going for variety of very good areas most people are really needing to discover. My very own sincere regret for not saying thanks to you earlier.

  48. yeezy 500 dice:

    I and my pals came studying the best helpful tips found on your web page then all of the sudden I got a terrible feeling I had not thanked the site owner for those tips. My people were definitely certainly stimulated to study all of them and have in effect in actuality been using these things. Thank you for simply being so thoughtful and then for utilizing variety of useful topics millions of individuals are really desirous to understand about. My very own honest regret for not saying thanks to sooner.

  49. kd shoes dice:

    I have to express some appreciation to you just for rescuing me from this trouble. Because of scouting throughout the online world and obtaining ways which are not pleasant, I believed my entire life was well over. Living devoid of the approaches to the difficulties you’ve solved through the review is a crucial case, and ones that might have badly affected my career if I hadn’t discovered your web page. The know-how and kindness in controlling all the pieces was very useful. I don’t know what I would’ve done if I had not discovered such a stuff like this. I am able to at this time look ahead to my future. Thanks for your time very much for the reliable and results-oriented help. I won’t think twice to refer your web sites to any individual who wants and needs support on this matter.

  50. jordan shoes dice:

    I’m just writing to make you understand of the wonderful encounter my wife’s princess developed visiting yuor web blog. She realized such a lot of details, which include how it is like to have an incredible coaching spirit to let other folks really easily grasp several grueling things. You really exceeded my expected results. I appreciate you for imparting such useful, trustworthy, explanatory and even cool guidance on the topic to Julie.

Deja un comentario

Tu dirección de correo electrónico no será publicada. Los campos necesarios están marcados *

Puedes usar las siguientes etiquetas y atributos HTML: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>